Welcome back, Neifi Fucking Perez. Or should I say, good-bye Neifi Fucking Perez.
Neifi Fucking Perez tested positive for a banned stimulant and starting today, he is starting to serve a 25 game suspension. Sure, in reality this means he'll miss four to five actual appearances, but nonetheless, this is what it took to get Fucking back to his middle name.
Ryan Raburn was called up from Triple-A Toledo yesterday, breaking the news himself since the Tigers organization still hasn't said anything about it. There were questions, certainly in my mind, if Craig Monroe had finally earned his trip 45 minutes south to figure himself out, but NOPE. Raburn must be Neifi Fucking Perez's replacement on the roster, which explains why the Tigers haven't discussed the move yet- their worst player just tested positive for a stimulant.
All right, everyone together now- goddammit Neifi Fucking Perez, you fucking suck.
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